Oh Gosh This is Awkward...

Oh Gosh This is Awkward...

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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louvbite:

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

Wtf iCarly started 8 years ago?

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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wawaqueen:

Girls who wear light colored pants during their period deserve a medal for their bravery

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aidn:

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress


this is what scientology does to people

aidn:

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

this is what scientology does to people

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