Oh Gosh This is Awkward...

Oh Gosh This is Awkward...

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cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

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illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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outbreakings:

162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post

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ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

 The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline. 

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.
ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

 The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline. 

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.
ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

 The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline. 

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.
ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

 The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline. 

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.
ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

 The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline. 

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.
ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

 The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline. 

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.
ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

 The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline. 

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.
ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

 The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline. 

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.
ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

 The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline. 

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.
ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

 The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline. 

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.

ezok:

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

Yes, yes they did.

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nosdrinker:

did she get kicked out of her house after this

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oatmeal47:

an aesthetic
oatmeal47:

an aesthetic

oatmeal47:

an aesthetic

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dynablade:

i spent more time editing this than ive spent on anything in the last year

dynablade:

i spent more time editing this than ive spent on anything in the last year

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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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